Last modified: 10 AUG 2001
Hate Me Now
In the highly unlikely case that you should find me interesting and want to know me better, the following are some reasons why you should hate me:
- I'm Kurt. If that's not enough for you, then you are a really sick and twisted person (possibly even more so than myself).
- I support a free market and an absolute lack of government interference in the market and in personal lives. Apparently, that puts me on par with Milton Friedman, Ludwig von Mises, Adam Smith, and Thomas Jefferson. Horrible men, all of them.
- I once ate a hamburger in front of PETA's headquarters. Or actually, I had intended to eat a hamburger in front of PETA's headquarters while on vacation in Norfolk, except no one I asked knew where they were and I couldn't find them in the phone book.
- I listen to Bob Dylan, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, the Doobie Brothers, the Steve Miller Band, The Band, Three Dog Night, the Stan Kenton Orchestra, and anything else that I'm not supposed to like. Oh, the horror!
- I get ticked off at people complaining when the teacher gives an assignment. God forbid you should be expected to actually work at school.
- I enjoy long bike rides. You wouldn't believe the kind of monster it takes to want to pedal slowly down backroads to no destination in particular when you can go to the same non-destination five times faster in a car, and not have to put up with the inconveniences of fresh air and better health.
- I'm white, male, middle-class, heterosexual, and support the Second Amendment. THE absolute worst type of person there is.
That's all I can think of right now. As I come up with more, I'll put them here. Until then, remember to spit in my face the next time you see me.
Don't really spit in my face. If you do, I'll call the police.